Well, it seems that Europe has declared war on Scotland, with stories in the press that Irn Bru may have to change!
If there is one thing to upset a Scotsman (or woman), it is the thought that the most important elixir in the universe is under threat.
Don't these Eurocrats realise that we have a bunch of nuclear missile in our back yard? Alex Salmond might forget his principles for a few minutes and turn Brussels into vapour.
Even Westminster dare not tamper with the Holiest of Holies - support for independence would hit 99% (the 1% is the leaf-eating, tree hugging jogging brigade who live off lentils and recycled cardboard, or as it is better known, meat-free lasagne).
Stuff the policies Alex. Champion Irn Bru and you cannot lose!
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