Someone has problems with their water.
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The People have sprung a leak, and the ink is barely dry on their World Exclusive, that the minister left a hosepipe on, in direct breach of the Directive where no person shall use a hosepipe. Apparently there are enough Wets in Westminster already.
Meanwhile the minster states that he did no such thing, and that a journalist was seen on his property. "A Big Boy Did it and Ran Away" syndrome.
So either we will see the minister sent to the naughty step, or The People (not the Scottish ones mind) will be apologising and making a substantial donation to charity, making them flush with cash.
My bet is on the latter..........